Saturday, June 15, 2013

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

A source tells HollywoodLife that Selena Gomez is definitely open to nudity in a future role. Oh, like a Basic Instinct prequel. She's pretty much already nailed the "look sexy as hell with your legs crossed" pose.

I really, really want to say this is great news, but since it's now confirmed that big brother is always watching, I just don't feel like risking my freedom by pulling the taffy to Selena Gomez topless movies. Believe me, no one understands the importance of breaking goody two-shoes typecasting, but I'm not willing to go to a movie theater in a raincoat with a box of tissues unless I have a free get out of jail free card. Let's meet somewhere in the middle, shall we?

 I'll get a room at the Buttonwillow Econo Lodge out on the highway (Now Renting Hourly!), and Selena can bring her sexy, underage-looking self. Kid, I guarantee I'll break you out of that good girl mold once and for all when the world sees what we record on iMovie.

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

Selena Gomez Is Open To Nudity

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